Game Master: She's thinking to herself, "This is stupider than normal," but you make it to the edge of the pit going down ...
Luinár: (Rolls dice) DO-AHHHGH!
Mîriel: Maybe she should pay attention to my wise Wose friend.
Game Master: Did she roll down?
Mîriel: She rolled a four.
Bradlegar: Yep.
Game Master: OH NO!
Bradlegar: Then rolled down sixty-seven.
Game Master: Ohhhh, she's stupid sometimes ... laughs
Mîriel: Only when she's awake.
Game Master: Needs someone to hold her leash!
Mîriel: Should have left her alone. She rolled minus nineteen climbing straight --
Luinár: Yahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mîriel: -- climbing, like straight down!
Game Master: So both the guys at the bottom are peering around, and the ones at the top appear startled by this shriek -
Luinár: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Game Master: She plummets about sixty feet down ... we'll see how bad it is: whether she manages to slide part of the way or if she drops straight down ...
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