It took me some time to figure out a theme for my submission, but eventually I wrote about a hypothetical situation where Santa's elves (described by one person as a bunch of subordinate Clauses) are not quite as happy in their jobs as everyone seems to think.
I have kept true to the original format of the story, resisting the urge to edit something I had written over a decade before. Thus I did not correct some of the glaring problems with the plot and maudlin dialogue and pacing. The omission of quotation marks was a deliberate device I had used then, and I maintain it here.
Despite its shortcomings, I like this story. I really should re-write it, applying the skills I have learned in years following that Christmas and make it into a real story. And perhaps one of these years I will, but for now I will keep it as it is.
Read "A Friend Indeed"
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How does a typewriter keyboard layout relate to a short story? Well, I had read an article a few years before I wrote this story about something called the Dvorak Simplified Keyboard, or DSK. It was invented in the 1930s by a man of the same name doing research on the optimum layout for a typewriter keyboard. Not many people realize that the standard layout, known as QWERTY, was designed to slow down the typist and prevent jams in the 1890 version of the typewriter! We have suffered with it ever since.
Putting the soapbox aside, I wrote a program in 1982 to determine the efficiencies of both the QWERTY and DSK layouts. Of course, such a program requires input data to come up with its numbers. I could have just sat there and typed, but since I intended on running the program more than once I decided I should put the input data into a file. At the same time, I had been mulling over an idea for an "unfairy" fairy tale. No beautiful maiden or handsome knight here - just two ugly people who happen to like each other. And so was born this story.
Read "Victory for Amaros"
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Read "The Mall"
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This particular piece received praise from another writer, also a member of the group, who said in his opinion it was the best piece I had done while I was with them, and even today encourages me to send it somewhere to see if they would be interested in publishing it. With the runaway success of Jurassic Park, perhaps Steven Spielberg might be interested.
Myself, I prefer some of the other stories, but I will let the reader decide the merits of this one.
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