Traits of People Born Under the Signs of the Zodiac

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ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You view the world with the innocence of a little child. You are basically short-sighted. You have a volatile nature and are likely to throw tantrums when things don't go your way. Most Aries people are spoiled brats.

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You have a drive to succeed and reach the top. You are cold-hearted and care little about your associates, whether they be your friends or your enemies. Many Taurus people become extreme right-wing lunatics.

GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20)
You are a poet and a thinker, and like to study arts and philosophy. Most of the time you have your head in the clouds. Because you are warm natured and tender-hearted, you like touching and hugging those you work with. People think you are homosexual.

CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 22)
You are a traveller, forever away from home, usually running from people to whom you owe money. Cancer people are inquisitive and curious, poking their noses into other individual's affairs. You are known as the town gossip. People never tell you anything intimate because they believe it will be broadcast all over the country.

LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Because you like to console souls that are down and out, you tend to associate with drunks and addicts. The police follow you everywhere because you have an uncanny knack for finding trouble. Leos marry and divorce losers two or three times during their lives.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sep 22):
You are practical, straigthforward, stable, and moral. Most people think you are a nerd. You are usually surrounded by friends - unemployed bums who want to mooch the good money you make in your steady, boring job. Virgo people have no sex lives.

LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22):
You attract fame wherever you go but hate the constant press of the crowd. Because of this you are labelled anti- social. Libras generally are schizophrenic and end up in mental institutions.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

SAGITTARUIS (Nov 22 - Dec 21):
You have a natural knack for getting other people to give you their money. But you are unable to resist good- sounding deals and your business enterprises usually go bankrupt. Sagittarius people generally die in prison serving major time for fraud.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19):
You are constant; an pillar standing tall when all about you is falling apart. You are unable to adapt to changing times and are always stuck in a rut. Because of your love of practical things you are a colossal bore. Capricorn people are never invited to parties.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18):
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you tend to be care-less and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.

PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by your country's sercurity services. You have minor influence over your associates and people resent your flaunting of your power. You lack confidence and you are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.

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